1. |
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Steve slowly approaches my nest
'hey there little fella don't be afraid' he coos
as he reveals his scaly alligator cock
I salivate and quiver
before eagerly throating his massive hog
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2. |
1999 Dinosaur (Cum)
01:40
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waaah
thats the sound i make
chugging chugging chugging
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Tyrannosaurus daddy
cum in my tummy
my life is a wound
my heart is wound
my body is a wound
destroy me with your wound
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3. |
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I am unclean
stroking my peen
No path to forgiveness
to way to redeem
I cum I cum I cum I cum I cum I cum I cum I cum I cum
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4. |
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Brontosaurus lived 150 million years ago
Tyrannosaurus lived 67 million years ago
Tyrannosaurus is closer to us than it is to brontosaurus
stop depicting them as interacting you stupid useless fuckers
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5. |
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Lamentation!
I loved you but now you're gone
the murder weapon was 50 miles long
i could have fucked you forever
but instead you are dead
crushed beneath a fucking rock
tossed at you by god
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6. |
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Are you alone?
In the cave
Of
Losers
Colon
Brontosaurus rectum
Why are you here
Are you man
Or are you shadow
Huh pussy
What are you
Little faggot man
Boy man faggot boy
Dinosaurs
Are everything to me
Are they everything to you?
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7. |
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I am
balls deep in dinosaur ass
I am
Inside your ass
I am
balls deep in dinosaur ass
I am
Inside your ass
I am
up Yours
I am
balls deep in dinosaur ass
I am
Inside your ass
I am
balls deep in dinosaur ass
I am
Inside your ass
I am
up Yours
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8. |
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balls (getting erection)
Hey
big boy
need to shave ur balls
yeah fuck oh yeah
yeahfucklemme shave ur balls
lemme shave you balls yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaah
ooooooooh thats what i loooove
shaving trex baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalls
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9. |
Prehistoric Dick Cheddar
01:49
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crumbling at the slightest touch
petrified after many eons
basting in a soup of primordial cum
in the basin of a forgotten reptile's sheath
unearthed now,
and beholden to my hunger
gimme the cheddar
gimme the cheddar
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10. |
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how many dicks
can one chud have
how many perfect dicks
can you fit in meeee
hooooow
i need as many as i can get
headbutt me right in the ass
triple fuck headbutt my ass
daddyyyyyyyy aaaaaaaah
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11. |
Stegosaurus Breakup Song
02:00
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my life
oh
my love and my laugh
none without
none without you
oh your spiny back
will it ever be mine again?
stegosaurus bitch
all for you stegosaurus bitch
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